Hey Fellow Dads,

I’m Dave, the Chief of Dad Jokes here. Now, before you ask, yes - my kids think I’m just as uncool as yours probably think you are. But between botched magic tricks and those moments where “Dad, you’re embarrassing me” is the family anthem, there’s a whole lot of love and concern for these kiddos of mine.

I still remember the day my daughter, Olivia, asked me what would happen if I weren’t around to chase away the “monsters” under her bed. It hit me harder than stepping on a rogue LEGO piece. In the whirlwind of dad life - between BBQs, ballet recitals, and fixing things I probably broke in the first place - I’d overlooked the big ‘What If’.

And let’s be honest, none of us have a guidebook. We’re winging it, one dad joke and bear hug at a time. But that ‘What If’ needed more than crossed fingers and knocking on wood. So, with a stash of lollipops and a pocket full of dad-determination, I dove deep into the world of life insurance.

Long story short – it was as confusing as trying to figure out the plot of my son’s favorite cartoon. So, I rolled up my sleeves and crafted a life insurance gig that speaks Dad. It’s as straightforward as a handshake and as reliable as those bad jokes we love to tell.

I built this for the Olivias and the Jakes, for the late-night monster chasers and the unsung heroes of the school drop-off lane. Our kiddos deserve a future as bright as their smiles and as limitless as their imaginations. They’re counting on us - and heck, we’ve never backed down from a challenge yet! So, here’s to you, Super Dad. Your cape’s ready and waiting.

Warmly,

Dave D. Dave

"The Chief of Dad Jokes"